Guinness shits

The diarrhea and/or flatulence caused by drinking a lot of Guinness. It usually doesn't come into effect until the morning after.

'Jaysis man, my arse is in tatters after those Guinness shits. The smell is putrid man!'

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Benson

A cigarette; usually a Benson & Hedges brand cigarette.

Here Mikey. Pass us over me pint and a Benson, will ya?

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Snapper

Used in North Dublin, Ireland, as slang for a baby.

'Jaysis Mary, the snapper's gettin' too big for that cot!'

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Binned

Term used in Ireland to describe drunkenness.

'Jaysis man, I was binned last night!'

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Uberpoo

A 'super poo'. A specific type of poo that just feels divine. No pain, just pleasure. They are very rare. They have been known to bring a tear to the eye.

'Aw man I had such a glorious uberpoo yesterday. It was so good. I think I'll name my daughter Uberpoo!'

Baluthered

Irish term for being either tired or drunk, but usually drunk. Pronounced: 'bah-loo-thered'

'Jesus man. After those shots of 90% poitín I'm baluthered!'

Donald

To take a shit. A play on the name of US tycoon Donald Trump (rhyming with 'dump'). Most likely found to be used in North Dublin.

'Jesus man. I'm off for a Donald'

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