McDouglas

A McDouglas is a traditional Big Mac from McDonalds, but the buns are replaced with patties. The McDouglas thus has 5 patties, making it the largest McDonalds burger despite being an off-menu item that requires a custom order.

Based, knowledgeable McDonalds customer: Drive me to McDonalds, and get me a fucking McDouglas.

Nerd, uninformed twink: What the heck is a McDouglas?

Based, knowledgeable McDonalds customer: Y'know, a Big Mac, but all the buns are swapped out with meat.