um

Um is the sound beginning Buddist(s) make while trying to meditate by copying a professional elderly person who doesn't um at all.

1: Uming will help you keep concentration!
2: But, you don't um!
1: Um, now.

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ATV

A TV is an electronic people use to par up with their free time; waste away their lives.

Hey, you, can I get ATV?

25👍 55👎

cable guy

A movie starring Jim Carry as an annoying, lonely man.

Hey, lets watch The Cable Guy!

25👍 19👎