Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

skeeky

Cute, cuddly, bratty, and sometimes stinky.

Very similar to Skooky but sometimes a bratty attitude is involved and/or if the animal stinks. Like a cat fresh out of the litter box or a dog who hasn’t bathed in weeks.

Sugar Pea: Hey String Bean! Did you know Rifiki is really really cute and cuddly? But he scratched me to get away, and I am pretty sure he just came out of the litter box.

String Bean: Oh! You mean he is Skeeky?

Sugar Pea: Yeah! Coincidentally that kinda rhymes with Rifiki!