old and busted

Worn out, used up, overplayed, and/or cliched to the point of monotony. The opposite of new hotness.

Old and Busted: Britney sucking face with Madonna.
New Hotness: Janet Jackson flashing at the Super Bowl

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stoppie

The act of braking hard on a motorcycle, causing it to nose up on it's front wheel, and balancing on the front wheel as the motorcycle comes to a halt. Spectacular to view when done properly. Often requires massive dental reconstructive surgery when done improperly.

Check out Joe's face! What'd he do? Land on it after messing up a stoppie?

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blowtorch and pliers

Pertaining to anything related torment, persecution, or torture with extreme prejudice and no remorse. From Ving Rhames' infamous line in the movie "Pulp Fiction"

...Go to work on the holmes here with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers.

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skiddies

1. Stains left in the seat undergarments. See also: "Skid Marks" and "Bacon Strip"

2. A contraction of "Script Kiddies". Script Kiddies are inexperienced young hackers that use programming scripts (Login, Visual Basic, et. al.) for malevolent ends.

1. Whoah! You scared the bejeezus out of me. Hold on. I gotta check my shorts for skiddies.

2. I can't believe a bunch of Skiddies got into my website and messed it up.

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tinfoil hat

1. A hat made from kitchen aluminum foil or other pliable metallic substance, with the supposed purpose of shielding the wearer's brain from mind control/surveillance by various supernatural or conspirital organizations.

2. Pertaining to various supernatural or conspirital phenomena.

Mike is still talking about space aliens? He must have left his tinfoil hat at home.

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undercover

1. To operate in a secret or clandestine fashion.

2. Pertaining to anything with secret or clandestine overtones.

The undercover police made a drug bust last night.

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harvester

An automatic web site scanning application that methodically scearches through internet sites for viable email addresses. The primary source of SPAM generation.

I set a trap for the harvesters by putting hundreds of bogus email addresses on my website.

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