Moore's Law

Named for Intel founder Gordon Moore. Moore's law states that the number of circuits in a CPU will double every 12 to 18 months.

If Moore's Law is correct, then computers will be eight times as powerful in three to four years

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Helmet wearing retarded

Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.

Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!

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Force Gump

Nickname given to the Star Wars Kid. An akward teenager who videotaped himself doing an impersonation of a jedi knight, and accidentally allowed the tape to be disseminated to the general public via the internet.

Force Gump. I find your lack of fitness disturbing.

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shooting the shit

The act of spending time enjoyably, yet unproductively, with one's peers.

Fred is over at his cousin's house shooting the shit with family members.

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slacktivism

The act of participating in obviously pointless activities as an expedient alternative to actually expending effort to fix a problem.

Signing an email petition to stop rampant crime is slacktivism. Want to really make your community safer? Get off your ass and start a neighborhood watch!

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camping whore

A player in first person shooter type games that seeks out easily defendable places to hide, digs in, and then picks off other players as they happen through is arc of surveilence.

Gimme that railgun you camping whore!

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caveman

1. Pertaining to anything with a low intelect, savage, and/or brutish quality.

2. To act out in a low intelect, savage, and/or brutish manner.

After being pushed in an argument, Fred went caveman on his opponent.

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