Macon Bookmark

After sex, shit in any book and leave.

I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.

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titted on

To be so defiled that to be titted on is the only thing in the world that is worse than being shit on.

I shit on that kid in cod4 so bad i think i titted on him.

AA85

The reference to the flawed study done over a 30 year period that states that the average African American IQ is 85.

1: Did you see that guy looting?

2: You can can’t blame him, AA85 and all.

getting dome

1. When playing a first person shooter you are purely getting headshots back to back, the dome being the head

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2. Getting head

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1. Setting: Halo 3 Guardian Team Doubles BRs

Teammate 1: We have one at snipe 2 and one at mid curly ramp

Teammate 2: Dont worry about it im at blue and even though its normally hard to shoot mid curly ramp from blue ive been getting dome all day

Teammate 1: Well good give him a good teabag after you get that dome

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2. I'm such a hard-ass that I've been getting dome all day

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Titler

A boob where the nipple has a small amount of hair that grows under the nipple.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT this pornstar has titlers.

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