Wisdomous

Adjective—describes something/someone as possessing wisdom or being full of wisdom. It’s adds pizzazz to a sentence that “wise” can’t provide.

Ellen: Well, life won’t live itself

Hunter: That’s very wisdomous of you

Dislitful

Not having the most lit time.

John: that party last night was so dislitful.

Guaran-damn-tee

More than a guarantee; When you don’t just guarantee, you guaran-damn-tee.

Alex: are you sure?
John: I guaran-damn-tee it!