curb camper

one who sits on their scateboard on the curb watching their friends do tricks. Similar to a poser or wannabe. Usually the kid who wants to ride scateboards but truelly lacks style, cordination, and courage. When invited to participate the individual will always have hurt something recently ie knee, ankle, has a headache, or whatever.

Man, Leonce is nothing but a curb camper! He never pulls any tricks and always complains that he hurt his ankle, knee or something!

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not even with your dick

basically the phrase "not even with your dick" is used to stress how completely skanky, disgusting, or generally unattractive a woman is.

Guy 1 "Hey would you screw that dike

Lyndsey Lohan was dating?"

Guy 2 "Hell no... Not even with your dick. That bitch is downright fugly!"

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