guard trog

Every group of females has a guard trog. The guard trog is the loathsome friend in a group of girls who tries her best to keep her good-looking friends from being approached by guys, no matter how nice or friendly.

The guard trog is unattractive and is constantly on the look out for males approaching her girlfriends. She cock blocks any and every guy who attempts to hit on her friends, because she rarely receives any attention from the opposite sex, and is bitter because of this.

Only the most skilled wingman can maneuver around a guard trog by luring her away from her friends. By distracting the guard trog with food or extra attention, one can then approach the guard trogs friends.

David: "Mike, lets go try talking to those cute girls at the bar."
Mike: "Nah man, don't you see that guard trog staring at us?"

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tool tank

A colorful tank top generally worn by annoying and obnoxious whiteboys who think they are god's gift to earth and need to wear a WESC tank top with vans and skinny jeans everywhere they go. The tool tank is only 1 step above a wife-beater and tools often think that because tool tanks cost $24.99 that they are fashionable and cool.

These tool tanks usually have colorful stripes so the tool makes sure he is noticed by everyone, also making it easier for his douchebaggery to be noticed by fellow tools.

Tools can often be seen wearing tool tanks in frat houses, on the beach, or riding around in their F150s as they roam around the 909.

Jim: "Look at that frat jerk off wearing that tool tank"
Ryan: "What a fucking tool"

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