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Someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) dick to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking dick.
"I can't believe Jerome got that promotion, he's one lazy fuck..."
"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"
A facetious phrase used to explain how uncool a situation really is...
"Hey man, did you hear that Joe got arrested last night?"
"Yeah, that's about as cool as a school bus fire!"