Gamer

Simply put a virgin. Someone that doesn't realize that having 40,000 gamer points doesn't mean anything in the real world, but their obesity from sitting around all day does. Usually use words such as Artard, Noob, and "Ranking up"

Interviewer - So why do you think you deserve this job?

Gamer - Because Artard I powned a couple noobs and got my Halo rank up to a 50. I also have 40,000 gamer points.

Interviewer - So that explains the obesity. Do you like girls?

Gamer - Of course Artard , I have a wife in second life

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