dorkison

Pronounced “dork-a-sawn.” I don’t know if that’s how you spell it. Just a variant of dork that my mom calls me. I think she thinks the -ison part makes it less mean. I’m assuming she got it from somewhere, but I’m gonna say of unknown origin lol

My mom: “When I told you to move your car, I didn’t mean into my spot, dorkison.”

Twag

Acronym meaning thirty, woke, and gay. Often applied when describing democrat millenial homos who think they’re better than you because they use reusable shopping bags and follow @impact on Instagram.

Dylan’s such a twag he spelled BLM wrong in his Twitter bio.