Luke

Luke is a stupid idiot. He will correct almost every speeling mistake you make, he will over react to minor things, he can be selfish and arogant, he will never admit that he is wrong, he will say things that are very hurtful when his emotions are high, he tends to push away people once they get close to him, and he will stupidly ruin his relationships with thoes people. All of this and more shows how bad a Lukes can be. You might be thinking to your self “why would anyone want to deal with that” and the truth is not many people do but here are some reasons why one might. Once close to a Luke he will do anything in his power to make you happy whether that be: trinkets or texts. Luke’s are also one of the most loyal mammals out there, and although Luke’s are generally pretty camera shy and unphotogenic they will take as many photos possible of loved ones. Other sweet deals that come with Luke are professional knuckle cracker, shoulder masseuse extrordanair, science lab partner, wii play partner, beer pong opponent, ear nibbler expert, chauffeur, alcohol obtainer, and holds the world record for most raspberries caught in the mouth,They even come in big and little spoon!
So as you can see Luke’s are to say the least very unique. They will push people away in defence of opening up, and even tho it is not an excuse, it is because its there biggest fear. So in the end you have to decide is a Luke the right option for you?

Man that Luke there really fucked up

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