school

something that everyone hates, and if you don't, you're weird

kid 1: ayo you going to school tomorrow

kid 2: wtf no I'm in the army

Through

Going ahead

Bill Murphy: I didn’t even hit her

Frank Murphy: bill if you even lay a finger on your sister I’ll put you through a fucking wall

marriage

marriage something that happens to people sometimes in a good way or bad either way first-night = getting laid

person 1: hey wanna play some game of warzone of someshit
person 2: sorry dude I can't I just married 2 days ago

person 1: bruh why did you get married

person 2: ay I got lucky she looks hot and I'm gonna get peepee touches tonight and I think my marriage is gonna be good
person 1: lucky

Quiz

something that you get to test your knowledge on topics that have been reviewed in class. Remember to study hard and review your notes.

Jackson: hey are you ready for the quiz tomorrow

Micheal: kinda but I gotta take a few minutes and study some more

battlefield

One of the best "all-out-war" games ever made

person 1: hey wanna play cod?
person 2: stfu you fat loser you nacho munching soda drinking fat pig
person 1: then what should we play
person 2: battlefield

die

a word that you say to your enemy

die ned flanders:

ned flanders: hidely ho neighborino
noir homer: eat led ned
GUN: *BANG* (shoots ned's head off)
ned flanders: I forgive you

dream stan

someone that watches dream. this only includes gay people, people who get no bitches and people who are depressed (kinda gay ngl)

person 1: hey wanna watch dreams new video sap nap owo
person 2: get that gay shit outta here you fucking moron. I really hope you fall off a cliff
person 1: OMG! that was so meannn I'm gonna go on twitter an cancel you with all the dream stans and bts army

person 2: good luck with that you faggot your life is a waste and you're adopted you real parents must be very happy to know they left a faggot like you
person 1: *dies*

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