Badging

Badging (v): When a narcissist postures by treating either fortune or misfortune of someone else as their own; often a one-upmanship. Always an imaginary badge pinned to their "me too" chest.

Ann: Did you see her badging at her neighbor's funeral? You'd have thought it was her closest friend.

Sue: Yeah. Especially when she went to the podium and openly wept then fainted.

OR:

Ann: I posted news to my Facebook wall about my promotion to CEO.

Sue: I saw it. Congratulations! You are the best and you deserve it!

Ann: Maggie didn't mention that when she left a comment

about becoming the leader of her reading club.

Sue: Yeah, she can badge with the best of them!

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Hurdy Gurdy Man

An exclamation uttered when cruising itunes and finding out somehow you've ended up on the oldies page.

OR:

(adj) used to describe anything that is so beyond retro as to
be prehistoric.

Mike: Ack! Hurdy Gurdy Man!
IKe: Click it off dude, click it off.

OR

Rick: Dude! That nehru jacket is so hurdy gurdy I'm surprised its threads are still holding it together.
Vic: I know dude. But I like the patchouli smell.

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