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To starve ones troops in the game of Evony. To not let anyone know you are almost out of food. To miscalculate your food intake for Troops
Man, I proctored my troops again, oh...... I didn't notice how much food they were taking in. FML
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When your tongue is sore from licking a ball sack and you were very dehydrated so when the tongue tries to lick the ridge of the wrinkles in said ball sack, the dehydrated tongue gets sore without the proper lubrication.
Eve: "OUCH!!!"
Adam: "oh my, are you okay, what happened?"
Eve: "I have bag tongue. I tried to eat these potato chips but I forgot I got bag tongue when we fooled around last night"
Adam: " You should stay hydrated during our long sessions of love making."
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A type of trick, the type where the person pulling the trick comes at you from all angles in an attempt to make the other person start weavin and bobbin because they don't know where to go because of all the angles.
Look at him weavin and bobbin, she must of had a nascar trick up her sleeve.
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