Hillbilly T-shirt

Paper toilet seat covers dispensed in public restrooms. "For your protection". Worn by placing the head through middle of the seat cover like a horse collar.

"Hey, check out Billybob. He's wearing one of them free Hillbilly T-shirts from the toilet seat cover dispenser in the restroom!"

Scatapult

n. Shovel or device used to throw dog shit over a fence.
vt. to fling or launch dog shit from one yard to another
vi. to be scatapulted,

I asked Little Leonard to go in the backyard and clean up after the dog. Instead, I caught him using the shovel as a Scatapult to fling the dog shit over the fence into the neighbor's yard!

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Empire Umpire

Largely self appointed head geek at a Star Wars convention. Passes judgment on costumes and characterizations.

Uh, you better tighten your buns if you want to make it past the Empire Umpire and pass for Princess Leia. You don't want to look like a Lukass!