Yeet

To violently throw an object that you deem to be worthless, inferior or just plain garbage. It is not uncommon for the person participating in this act to yell the word, "YEET!" at the top of his or her lungs, notifying all surrounding individuals in the area that said object is useless.

John: "Hey man! Happy 21st birthday! I got you this for your special day, hope you enjoy!"
Jack: "KidzBop? Are you serious?"
John: "I thought you liked it? It has some nice songs on it and..."
Jack: "YEET!"

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Stanford

Take Harvard's undergraduate experience, Princeton's academic rigor and Yale's beautiful, rich, Protestant women. Now add a GOOD football team, a beautiful beach and sunny, 75+ degree weather everyday. Finally, take all of this and multiply it by 50. The equation yields the greatest college on earth. Some describe Stanford as the academic Mecca of every determined and dedicated student.

The admission process is extremely, extremely competitive. Many students with perfect GPAs and SAT scores are not offered admission each and every year. With that being said, Stanford becomes a touchy subject of discussion for many Ivy League students because they would much rather spend their collegiate years in California.

I am still upset that I did not get in; I'm literally freezing my balls off at Harvard and it's the middle of April.

Son: "Hey Dad, can you tell me what Heaven looks like?"
Father who was rejected by Stanford: "I don't know, son. I went to Cornell."

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Magcon

A group of untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive teenage boys who deem themselves "internet celebrities." This band of misfits travels across the country to "perform" their acts at hotels and various venues. These acts include: throwing water on each other, singing off key, jumping up and down and riding on hotel luggage carts. People actually pay to see this shit. The "Magcon Tour" has a strong, avid, cult-like following of horny, desperate and ditsy teenage girls who are absolutely infatuated with these boys. After the show, the boys usually go up to their hotel room and proceed to destroy it and post it on the internet.

I would honestly be extremely surprised if these kids are still "famous" in six months.

Immature Girl 1: "OMG Becky, those Magcon boys are having a show this weekend!"
Immature Girl 2: "Pssht, Jenny, that's SO last week. It's all about the Jonas Brothers now!"
Immature Girl 1: "Oh yeah, I like totally love them. They're like soo dreamy."

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