Clemson

Clemson (n.) (clem-sucks)

Clemson, commonly pernounced Clem-sucks (for obvious reasons), is often described as an arrogant person and/or persons with very few brain cells. Whom without their sports department has very little, correction, nothing to offer. When Clemson fans find their neiche in the outside world (which most don’t tend to travel far) - they reside in sad little boring no-name towns in the mountains of South Carolina where there is nothing to do but watch football and marry your cousin. Being as football is the only thing that gives these primitive beings a reason to live, they obsess over the fact and become one of the most obnoxious and untollerable fans in all of college athletics. Their incredibly poor sportsmanlike behaviors have made them unenjoyable by all other colleges who unanimously dispise hosting the likes of their company every gameday.

For related words see: unintelligent, redneck, white trash

- Has anyone talked to Davey? Anyone keep up with that guy anymore?

- Last I heard he’s a Clemson fan now. He’s moved back in with his mamma n’ them out at the trailer park. They say he’s not good for much, can’t get a job or a life for that matter, but damn if he can’t rock the beer gut, purple, and orange like a real deadbeat!

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