horn of gondor

When you cum and fart at the same time while having sex.

Once I was finished plowing through Alison, I sounded the horn of Gondor, by blowing my load of cum and letting a loud fart simultaneously, signaling my triumphant conquest of her.

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Oil Check

When you stick your finger up someone's asshole checking for poop, while saying "oilcheck".

I was finger banging Sarah and decided to oil check her to see if she would be into anal but she was full oil so I didn't go for it.

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Kemosabe

After having great sex with your women while she is on her period you reward her with a dick slap across both of her cheecks adorning her with bloody war paint as a sign appreciation.

Even though Sarah was on the rag she bang me really good. I was so appreciative I gave her the kemosabe as a thank you and sign of respect.

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