PKCELL

PKCELL is a brand of battery owned by Shenzhen PKCELL Battery Co Ltd., founded in 1998 and produces AA, AAA, C, D, rechargeable Ni-Cd / Ni-MH, Lithium-ion rechargeables, 9V batteries, coin batteries, zinc-air hearing aid batteries, and cordless phone batteries. The most common type of PKCELL batteries you will find are "Extra heavy duty" (Zinc-Carbon), of which these PKCELLs manufactured before 2014 have a forest green background with silver 𝙋𝙆𝘾𝙀𝙇𝙇 written on them. PKCELL "Extra heavy duty" PKCELLs from 2014 to today have a blue background, yellow at the positive end, and the K consists of an uppercase I and red lightning bolt.
This brand of battery was made famous by DankPods, who found the green ones in a Patreon after-show from October 22, 2020 (the iCoustic iPod Nano 7th gen dock), and said that "If the PKCELLs work, I dedicate my whole life to only using PKCELL battrees." When DankPods turned on the crappy dock, the PKCELLs proceeded to work, and Dank said "AAAH! The P-oh no now I have to use PKCELLs forever." In future DankPods videos, the PKCELLs were placed to the left of the 2007 iMac stand. When the PKCELLs roll off of the iMac stand, DankPods will say "Oh my PKCELL" and put the PKCELL back, spawning a meme of calling any obscure brand of battery a "battree" (see r/battrees on Reddit). DankPods has also put the yellow/blue redesigned PKCELLs next to the OG green ones.

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"Oh, my PKCELL"

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u/[deleted]

The most prolific and anonymous user on Reddit. They have participated in 99.9% of subreddits, and have commented on millions, if not billions, of posts.

u/deleted is absolutely everywhere. Whenever you log in to Reddit, you WILL FIND THEM somewhere within your first 10 minutes of browsing the site. Don't believe me?

Gen Alpha

A generation of people born between 2013 and 2028, predating Gen Beta (2029 - 2044) and succeeding Gen Z (1997-2012). Most Gen Alphas will be born to Millennials and Gen Zers. Since most members of Gen Alpha are under 10 years old and are still unaware of Twitter, it is unpredictable to see how they will act on the Internet after being exposed to CocoMelon, Baby Shark, their potentially toxic parents and other outside factors. Gen Alphas are similar to Gen Z in that they have also grown up with smartphones, tablets, and the Internet, but different in that they watch stuff (CocoMelon and Baby Shark) that PewDiePie's 9-year-old army (consisting entirely of Gen Zers) strongly despise.

* September 4, 2067, in a YouTube comment section *
Michael (Gen Z, born November 18, 1998, age 68): Wow, PewDiePie's already dead? After 77 years? Back in my day I used to watch him get destroyed by CocoMelon, despite the 100 million+ count of 9-year-olds subscribed to him!
Jason (Gen Alpha, born June 9, 2023, age 44): I loved CocoMelon ever since I were 2 years old, so you will have to show me some 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁.
Michael: CocoMelon is destroying little kid's minds with the overabundance of color and saturation in their videos and thumbnails. And don't even get me started on how much one of the 45-minute CocoMelon compilations would be mentally damaging!
Jason: I'm still alive after 44 years, and so is the rest of the 2-year-old army! Thank you, Susan Wojcicki IV for giving everyone the right to instantly ban each other's accounts and punch them out dead through their brand-new iPhone 57 Pro Max Plus Ultra++++!

* hits the huge "Instant ban and kill button", which isn't illegal thanks to mentally retarded Donald Trump VI (born February 18, 2057, age 15) which also made the age of consent 8 and allowed anyone to become president, sending the country into near-anarchy*
Jason: Rest in thousands of pieces Michael LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Mobile Hotspot

Feature on all modern iPhones and Android devices that allows your phone to use 4G LTE or 5G and transmit a WiFi signal that 5 - 20 devices can connect to. Usually has a limit of 5 - 50 GB per month depending on carrier and data plan.

I'm setting up the Mobile Hotspot so we can use the WiFi without the router because we are moving and the WiFi router is at the other house.

The Great Reddit Armageddon of 2023

On June 12 - 14, 2023, thousands of Reddit communities will go on strike by becoming private due to the increasing price of the Reddit API (now $12,000/50M requests), driving third-party Reddit clients like Apollo out of business. Apollo estimates that they will have to pay $20 million annually to afford their user base of 680,000 people, which made Apollo developer Christian Selig shut the app down on June 30, 2023. Reddit Is Fun, ReddPlanet, and Sync will also shut down on June 30th. Some subreddits have also decided to not reopen on June 14, and instead close indefinitely until Reddit Inc. reverses the decision.

Will Reddit recover financially from The Great Reddit Armageddon of 2023? We will never know, because Reddit is a private company, therefore they do not have tradable stock or a stock price. But I highly doubt it.

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MovieStarPlanet

Online game developed in 2009 and still exists somehow. God I remember the constant advertising on Nickelodeon for it in 2017. First impressions from the other definitions on Urban Dictionary, I think that if your daughter is 8 years old and acts like a stereotypical 14 year old, uses "OMG" and "LOL" in every other sentence, and is very sheltered, then she might get enjoyment out of this game. But not if you are a 13-year-old boy who likes to play with electronics like me.
Oh dear, I guess I'm gonna have to play this game now.
REVIEW TIME!
When opening up moviestarplanet.com, you get a big button to create your character. I created a stereotypical 14-year-old girl and I am going to act like one too. I am going to tYYppe lIKe tHHisS!!!111!!!!11!111 for added effect. The avatar maker has no music and little customization, unlike Nintendo's Mii Maker. I chose a random name of FirstOmaha. I remember the first time I had Omaha Steaks. *memories* Oh right, game. I had to put in letters and numbers in my password, so 123Abz it is. Steal my account please. And then I realized that I had to actually download the game onto my computer. I will delete it before it deletes System32, I promise.
I were able to spin the wheel and get 1000 Starcoins. When I entered the text editor to log my game and then Alt+Tabbed back to MSP, the game turned to a black screen. After that, entering my super secure username and password never worked again. Goodbye MSP. I will hate you forever.

Final Thoughts on MovieStarPlanet: I would have loved to be able to play the game a little more so I could discover how many pedophiles were lerking on the site, but I couldn't. I tried. Make sure to dislike, hate comment, and unsubscribe. Goodnight.

Microsoft Edge

Browser released by Microsoft in 2015 to replace Internet Explorer in Windows 10. Used the proprietary EdgeHTML rendering engine (which was a fork of MSHTML from IE) to render pages faster than IE and was more compatible with HTML5 standards than the MSHTML rendering used in IE.
In 2018, Microsoft started developing codename "Anaheim", the successor to Edge, which they didn't even try to make. This new version copied code from Google Chromium (open-source version of Chrome) and CEO Satya Nadella said that was because "the product needed to be better and pushed for replacing its in-house rendering engine with an open source one." In 2019 and 2020, Chromium Edge was rolled out in beta testing and was marketed heavily towards the end of 2020 and into 2021 (popup advertising Microsoft Edge, no close button, only "Get started"). As of today, Microsoft is yet to surpass Chrome in browser market share (Chrome: 63%, Edge: 10%)

Bro I just used Microsoft Edge to download Chrome 57% faster than IE, even though I WERE ALREADY USING CHROME IN SOME FORM

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