pussy marathoner

A female who moves incredibly slow while dating and treats her pussy like It’s a prize at the end of a marathon. Often only wanting to go out once a week for weeks at a time and no signs or expectations of sex.

Hey Carl, you still talking to that Jenna girl?
Naw man, I had to cut her loose. She was a pussy marathoner & I'm not running.

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Trophy Pusher

Usually a hot mom or nanny that pushes small children around in strollers around the neighborhood.

You know a neighborhood has really gentrified when all you see is dudes in tight pants walking little dogs, and trophy pushers on every corner.

Hot Toss

In the act of running late: It’s the last ditch effort of throwing a shirt or a pair of pants in the dryer for approximately 5 minutes in efforts to remove wrinkles prior to a date or public appearance.

Yo Carl, are you ready to head to the party?
Hold up right quick, let me hot toss this shirt, I forgot to iron it earlier.

Downda-Shore

How Philadelphians & Jerzians say we’re going to the beaches of the Jersey Shore.

Hey I scored Springsteen concert tickets this weekend at the Linc, you wanna go?
Na, I’mma be Downda-Shore rippin Sea Isle Senders & scopin jawns on da beach.