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One person stands still while the other pshysicaly moves them around to there liking
Before a Family Portrate
Photographer: Everyone gather over there and ill Tug-Boat You into position
Family (mumbles): Ok
Someone (that you may or may not know) that texts you trying to find out more about you. Often with people that you just met.
Guy 1: Hey dude, last night Jerry called me on his sisters phone
Guy 2: Soo...?
Guy 1: His sister and her friend now have my number and thier text stalking me.
Guy 2: haha... man it sucks to be you
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where someone who has played videogames too much resulting in their thumb, when bent, has all their thumb padding near the joint where the analog stick would not be.
gamer: Hey dude, look at my thumb its like gone all retarded
friend: thats normal for a l33t gamer. Its called gamers thumb
gamer: really? will it be normal agian?
friend: no ur not a l33t gamer, and yeah ur stuck with it like that
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a gay blue hedgehog that was made by sega, that was thought to have a chance to be a deacent rival aginst super mario. lately sonic games have been continuosly been made so sonic has new powers and new friends because the idea of a blue hedgehog running around is old and boring.
Bob: Hey dude look at this new sonic game
Edd: if its sonic its gotta be really bad
Bob: And why so?
Edd: Sonic was a dumb sega idea that was made so sega had a chance agianst nintendo's Super Mario and all he can do is run fast and and do a spinning jump
Edd: Super Mario is way better
Bob: Your right, sonic is sooooo gay
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