blueballs

A painful aching in the testicular region resulting from prolonged dry-humping.

"After rubbing on her jeans for half an hour, my nads turned into rice pudding and I threw up due to the extreme pain of my blueballed condition."

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2-Flush Dump

A defication of such magnitude, it requires flushing the toilet twice to get the entire product down the toilet.

It should be noted that all men quietly celebrate taking a 2-Flush Dump.

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