Baby Spit

Also known as jizz, originated by a German tourist when he asked if the car was tainted before he went for a ride to his "destination". He worries of vandalism.

"Oh man" so I hopped into this uber, right, and so I noticed it smelled like burnt rubber and fucked buttholes with fresh baby spit on the rear window, so I said Hell no! And so I requested a new uber.."

amycrx

the mma fangirl who fumbled so hard on a tweet she posted on the now "x" app by captioning "bab I just need to pee" on a pic she shared of her stained undies, following a petrified toe.

oh man did u see the guy on the subway, he totally amycrx his pants, stunk like he actually ate at subway

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