Long Beach Island

The most boring place on Earth

Pathetic residents think its cool because they are all douches who get off by hanging out in the endless amount of surf shops. Literally nothing to do but go to the beach and go mini golfing.

Visitor: Excuse me, Is their anything in Long Beach Island except Surf Shops?

Resident: No Bro, Its so radical, yeah bro, yo bro, wanna surf with me bruh. After we can go to Ron Jon bro. Yeah bro, LBI for life.

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