straus

Last name that means:
Despite being the most retarded people on the planet, people with this last name are incredibly respected by everyone except drug addicts. They have the ability to solve global issues with ease, as they put milk in the cupboard. Straus’s are know to be retarded geniuses. People with Wesley as a first name and Straus as a last name are among the greatest humans on earth. According to the United Nations, Wesley Straus is a god.

“Sorry sir, I am a Straus. I don’t have time to have sex with Keanu Reeves or Elon Musk.”