Swedish roll is referring to the sexual act of defecating on oneâs chest, this may appeal to people who are getting bored in a relationship and running out of options to keep the ball rolling.
This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).
Her: babe Iâm starting to get bored of our vanilla sex, can we spice things up?
Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, letâs get smelly!
When you get way too wasted on a night out and do regretful activities
Yo bro I got way too cock and balled in the weekend
JPð¤ aka âjust ponderingâ is common uses in conversation to explain what you are doing, this is a shortened way to explain that you are simply just pondering atm. This term can be used to Ramon suspicious or mysterious.
Not to be confused with the common term âjust pioneeringâ
Person 1: hey bro wyd
Person 2: JPð¤ hby
Commonly used in New Zealand, used when you are happy about a situation you have just been told
Person 1: Yo bro some absolute 10s want to link up with us!!
Person 2: FUCKEN AYE STINGRAY!!