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The bloating of the area above a moderately attractive female's fupa, usually caused by a heavy flow or overeating. Approach with caution, a woman with a bloodgut can be very irrational.
Jonquavius: Man, Tanisha's actin hella crazy right now I think she's on the rag. Bitch took a shit on my PS5 and smoked all my weed!
Lamar: Bruh you didn't notice that bloodgut pokin out her spandex earlier?
Jonquavius: sheeeeiiiitttt man, I did not! She got a bloodgut!
Lamar: mmmmhmmm.
The feeling after taking subutex or suboxone recreationally. Followed by a day or two of drinking water, puking, and feeling hot despite freezing temperatures with little to no euphoria.
Stan: Kenny, why weren't you at school today?
Kenny (muffled): I got the subutex blues Stan I took my mom's whole strip I've been puking all day pretending to have the flu.
Kyle: Well did she catch on?
Kenny (muffled): ofc not guys she's blaming my dad they've been screaming at eachother about getting well and breaking plates all morning.
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