Seadoggs

When you take a poop

Jerrod: "I just dropped some seadoggs yo."

Jessica: "put the fan on you nasty ass."

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Knife

When you take a shit and it feels like someone is stabbing your asshole.

Jessica: " did you just take a shit in my bathroom?'

Jerrod: " yea bitch, and it was a damn knife, im gonna be hurtin' fo days!"

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