K/D

It's infinity during your life and 0 at the end of your life, unless you're a murderer.

Everyone's who didn't murder anybody and is reading this K/D is infinity.

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Mirror

A monitor with best refresh rate possible

I use the mirror to look at the character i'm playing in game called outside

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Nuclear fusion explosion

Nuclear reaction which happens when Kim Kardashian farts. It is caused by extreme pressure between the cheeks of her butt, which forces hydrogen atoms to fuse with one another, creating a chain reaction which annihilates all forms of life from the surface of Earth, except her followers.

- Daaamn have you seen that nuclear fusion explosion?

- Eh, probably Kim Kardashian ate some lime beans again.

apocalypse

A mythical end of the world, uncertain when it is going to happen, several sects disagree about it:

Jehovah's Witnesses - When Jesus makes a second coming.
Donald Trump supporters - When Hillary Clinton becomes President of the United States.
Hillary Clinton supporters - When Donald Trump becomes President of the United States.

Some people seriously think apocalypse is coming after this election, not even kidding.

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Ass hair removal

Something women do before they meet a guy they like or atleast aren't disgusted by

Sophia: Hey, you think Brandon wil want me more if I'll do ass hair removal?
Katie: Ofcourse, totally! cause we live in civilized place you know, not some Amazon jungle, like the one around your butthole!

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Lada engine is starting

Enter this into google translate and click voice translation button to hear it being spoken:
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvggiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvggiiivvvvvvvvvvvvggiiiivvvvvggiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvvgg
vroomvroomvroomvroomvroomvroomvroomvroom

The sound of Lada engine is starting. Also:
Your reaction when Lada engine doesn't start, also enter this into google translate and click voice translation button:
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

democracy

Something United States of America politicians claims the country is built on, while every single day they make every effort to undermine it.

The public doesn't war, politicians want war, means there will be war, because it's "democracy".

The public wants tax cuts, politicians want tax raises, means there will be tax raises, because it's "democracy".
The public wants weed, the politicians don't want weed, means if they'll find you possesing it, you'll be locked up for life, cause this is a "democracy"!

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