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Soviet Isistan

Unrecognized state created by radical chechen jihadists which decided how nice it would be if it would be legal to keep slaves, commit rape on a daily basis, chop people you disagree heads off and toss homosexuals from rooftops. Rest of the world, including Chechnya itself didn't understood this idea and began bombing the hell outta them for some reason.

Again mass media channels showing this Soviet Isistan propaganda, ffs i took enormous effort to lift my hand a press button on my remote control to watch Game of Thrones porn and assasinations, not some caucasian weirdos porn and assasinations.

by 32121 July 23, 2016


High quality

Not to be confused with good. Taylor Swift songs may be high quality but they're total garbage. ISIS head chopping and suicide bombing videos may be high quality but they're fucking disgusting. Hillary Clinton speeches may be high quality but 99.9% people would rather want her to shut the fuck up.

My monitor may be ultra high quality, but it doesn't mean crappy porn looks any better in it.

by 32121 August 8, 2016

29πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Eggplant

A fruit, related to tomato and potato. Commonly inserted into their own vaginas by female holewreckers in order to strech the inner boundaries of the pussy and loosen it

There are even known instances of eggplants being inserted even into anus of a person, leaving a permanent gape

by 32121 December 21, 2017

7πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Hawt

Thats how illiterate people write "hot"

Caveman: OOGHA OOOGHA DAT GRILL IS SOO HAWT!
Civilized person: learn to write mofo, this isn't stone age.

by 32121 August 8, 2016

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Christmas Carol

A guide into how to terrorize the top 1% into sharing their wealth.

The top 1% holds far more wealth than bottom 50% combined, we need to summon ghosts of the past, present and future as it is written in the Christmas Carol to scare the shit out of Goldman Sachs so they would give their money back to the community!

by 32121 December 17, 2017

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


wife

Your worst nightmare.

I had a terrible wife tonight, sweated like pig!

by 32121 November 20, 2015

24πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


cooking banana

Also known as Plantain. One of the main staple foods of the world, cultivated in many places of Africa and some parts of South America. Contains large amounts of starch and sugar, their leaves are often used as dishes too, because you don't need to wash them after the meal.

Cooking banana can also be mixed with sugar, vinegar and spices to make a banana ketchup.

by 32121 December 23, 2017