Gooch

The GTA version of the Grinch.

I got mugged by the Gooch, but I managed to shoot it in the head with my Marksman Rifle MK2.

Blackdown

Hell on earth.

Even though it's a CTC, you sleep in tents, and they got flooded by rain at least once this summer alone.

The water is NOT clean, consider yourself lucky if you get cholera because that's the least of what's in the water.

Food is nasty, chicken is undercooked, meat always ends up in the "vegetarian" options. If you eat it, you'll probably get paralytic rabies or pneumonic plague.

Unfortunately the only CTC that runs pipe band courses now.

TL;DR Shit accommodations, shit food, non-potable water

TrgO: You're going to Blackdown for Pipe Band Musician.
Cadet: Can't I go to Rocky? They have a huge P&D legacy.
TrgO: Nope, it's only at Blackdown now.
Cadet: God I hope I don't die of dysentery.

Literally

Gordon Ramsay's favourite word that isnt an insult

and then, literally just a touch of olive oil.