Oxted School

A large school located in Surrey, England, which is home to some of the biggest twatts that you're ever likely to meet.
15 yr old girls Sharpe their eyebrows and all the tough man yr 7s will shank you up if you misbehave. oh yeah also Mr Bond will shove you in his basket if you anger him.
Don't do any extra curricular activities that go into the dark, as that's when all the chavs come out, vicious creatures.

I might go to Oxted School when Im older!
Nah don't go dere fam, you'll get shanked up innit bruv

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