larwarna

Someone who comes to your door when you don’t forget your taxes.

“Dude you won’t believe this! Megan showed up at my door to collect the toonie I forgot to pay in taxes!”
“Dude she’s such a larwarna”

screwed with a capital FUCK

Someone who really messed up.

Person 1: “Bailey are you okay?”
Person 2: “No I just let my pet fish drown, I’m screwed with a capital FUCK”

Girlboss

Someone with badass energy all around. Doesn’t care what anyone says. Someone who is strong and confident. Someone who everyone looks up to.

Person 1: “Hey did you guys see Morgane today? She totally shut them all up after they started saying random shit”
Person 2: “Yeah that’s why she’s such a girlboss. She doesn’t care about what other people think”

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