Butt nugget

A particularly loathsome person

Bernie Madoff was a straight-up butt nugget.

Ladyboner lottery

Concupiscence extremely horny highly aroused

That skank just won the Ladyboner lottery.

Chimposter

A shameless and blatant credit thief. A plagiarist.

You, sir are a plagiarist. Chimposter. You stole my idea.

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Wittiquip

A particularly snappy or snarky comment. Formerly one of the ‘dozens’

“What’s that smell?”

“Your Mom” or “ Could it be your breath blowing back in your face?” or “Hoof arted?” Jethro was chock full of wittiquips.

Tatterass

The unique condition created when one either coughs or mainly sneezes with a fart in the chamber. Sometimes painful, usually embarrassing and hilarious; especially in church. Known in the past as a bazooka.

Wayne was mortified when he tatterassed during the benediction.

Piss-cutter

Someone/ something surprising shocking or unexpected. A person with an impulsive or unpredictable personality.

I can’t believe Joe got all the way to the way to the altar and said ‘I don’t.’ That was a real piss-cutter.

Veinershlieder

Lubrication teuton style

Ach. This is sticking. It needs some veinershlieder.