organ grinder duet

loud sex

I couldn’t sleep because of the organ grinder duet next door.loud sex

Wittiquip

A particularly snappy or snarky comment. Formerly one of the ‘dozens’

“What’s that smell?”

“Your Mom” or “ Could it be your breath blowing back in your face?” or “Hoof arted?” Jethro was chock full of wittiquips.

Ladyboner Lotto

A woman who meets an irresistible sexual partner.

Jeanine hit hit the Ladyboner Lotto and has obsessed with him ever since.

Cocksaw

A particularly vindictive woman bent on humiliation.

Cover your wedding tackle, boys. Here comes a cocksaw!

Jumbone fever

Obsession with large male genitals. Jumbone: coccus maximus

She couldn’t stop staring at the bulge in his crotch and drooling. That’s right, she had jumbone fever.

Pass the gravy

A male’s ejaculation during sex.

Is it ok to pass the gravy?

Veinershlieder

Lubrication teuton style

Ach. This is sticking. It needs some veinershlieder.