Box Oscar

Tease the weasel. Lope the mule. Masturbate.

I’m so boned up. I need to box Oscar.

Pass the gravy

A male’s ejaculation during sex.

Is it ok to pass the gravy?

Organ grinder’s duet

The sound of two people having passionate sex.

I couldn’t sleep due to the organ grinder’s duet next door.

carb-buzz

A spike in blood sugar from eating too many carbohydrates. Inescapably followed precipitously by a dreaded carb-buzz hangover.

I got the carb-buzz wobbles from eating half a box of Krispy Kreme sinkers.