South Lyon

South Lyon, also called the dirty SL, is the whitest city in michigan. The mere mention of any religion other than christianity will have you exiled into the wastelands (any city with an ethnically diverse population). Millennium Middle School is filled with fat trailer park kids who smoke weed they get from a “dealer” which is really their parents. Centennial Middle School is filled with pretentious, rich white boys who do anything with no repercussions because their families have so much social “power”. These kids say nigga on a daily basis and will do anything to get attention. South Lyon East is the better high school by a mile. South Lyon is older than a dementia-ridden grandma’s vagina. The shitass pumpkinfest is a facebook mom’s garden of eden. The sports teams suck shit, so terrible the athletes have to take tren. People fly confederate flags and trump flags all over the place. The teenage boys have “their own” political opinions they were fed by their parents but are really fags so deep in the closet they jerk off to pictures of their cousins. This town is full of KKK members who lynch black people in abandoned houses because unfortunately for them it’s illegal.

Person 1: Where you live? I’m from Southfield
Person 2: Damn nigga you lucky, I’m stuck in South Lyon
Person 1: Mane I’m sorry bout that, but I can’t talk to someone from the dirty SL