meat baby

A child born of the colon and raised in the great lakes of ones respective septic system. Usually large in scale, squelching like a raptor as they slip from their fleshy prison. Resembling meat in both texture and coloration, yet maintaining soft child-like features. These features include but are not limited to: button nose, sly grin, large deer like eyes, and a full head of hair.

Excuse me, dear friends, but I have metabolized my earlier burrito meal and am in the third trimester; contractions are coming on strong, leaving me with no choice but to birth a meat baby !

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