ride on

To hop on a dick and ride it like no tomorrow.

So when I finally got this shorty home, we were messing around.
She asked what to do next, I asked her if she wanted to get up and ride on.

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lay the pipe

To fuck a girl REAL GOOD.
So hard she's begging and crying for you not to stop and because the orgasm is so damn good.

I laid the pipe WELL on this chick last night. She was shakin' when I got done with her!!

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waterfalls

to make a girl cum...made famous by Ludadris...

I gave my girl the ill Splash Waterfalls.

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Courtney Love

big ass skank extraordinaire!!!

Courtney Love is a nasty ass SKANK!!!

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East/west bubbafuck

In the middle of nowhere,USA.
In the country.
A place that's not so easy to get to.

She lives WAY out east in Long Island, it's like the middle of East Bubbafuck.

-He lives in Jersey.
-What part?
-I dunno, some part of West Bubbafuck somewhere out there.

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blue

The answer to any and all Mathmatical Problems

AKA: 4

1 + 2 = Blue

7/5 = Blue

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buy a fucking vowel

When you're reading someone's endless ramblings, and it makes no sense whatsoever. It's riddled with grammatical and spelling mistakes, and is likely to make your eyes bleed.
You just want to say 'buy a fucking vowel man!!'

A- I wuld lve to mt yu smetime.
Whr do u lve?

Me-Buy a FUCKING vowel man! Shit!!!

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