Calzone

A Calzone, or Calzoning, is the ultimate violent act with steps inspired by actual the food, a calzone. It involves hiring somebody to rape the victim (cheese), squeezing the juices some of their organs all over them while theyre alive (tomato sauce), then chopping them and their family up (meatballs, pepporoni, etc.), and then deep frying the entire mess.

1. Riley is so damn annoying, I'm about ready to Calzone him!
2. Person 1: Yo, i just murdered a gang leader last night dawg.
Person 2: Really? I Calzoned a man for mowing my lawn too short.
Person 1: That's whack whitey!

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