October 31st

y’all dumb for not knowing that October 31st is fuck a teacher day. yes fuck a teacher.

start spreadin the news..

dude 1: ima bout to fuck that bitch
dude 2: bro she’s 23 years older than u wtf
dude 1: it’s October 31st. fuck a teacher day

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October 18th

October 18th is National slap a hoe day ;) go out and slap all them hoes

Dude 1: Bro it’s Karen
Dude 2: So?
Dude 1: It’s fucking October 18th, slap a hoe day

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