Americans

Brainless creatures claiming to be superior to so called ''Bri'ish'' citizens. Their IQ, averaging 2, lets them be compared to twitter users: both absolutely stupid. The degenerates often mock the British, saying things like 'Want a bo'o'woa?' and pretending to be 'chavs' or 'roadmen'. Not only are their imitations horrible, but their accents are shit, deeming their act stupid and unfunny. If you want to laugh at someone, please, I beg, make it funny- or at least entertaining. There are a few different species of Americans, so far a few have been discovered: The Karens, The Edgy Teenagers, The so called 'Bullies', The pick-me girls, The VSCO girls, and of course, Charli D'amelio (Any females dancing on tiktok are classified under this category). Now, I don't know why Americans are so happy about their 'McDonald's' and 'KFC' if they lack Greggs and have probably never had a good roast dinner or a good cuppa. In conclusion, I guess that Americans are British People are comparable: maybe even similar, American's just have considerably bigger egos. (jk Americans can be decent but if you commonly practise tiktok dances i am scared of you)

''Oh shit the Americans are cancelling me on twitter.''
''Fuck Americans.''

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