Snail Horny

The state of being so horny that you want to have sex with someone so hard that you become a single entity, like some snails do when mating

A: How horny are you right now?
B: Fuck, at this point I’m snail horny

slayboy

Noun
An especially fierce, glamorous playboy or playgirl

Ooh wow, that slayboy can hit any day of the week. Just look at his corset!