IP Address

Something that everyone on the internet knows about you and shows in a 10 second shitpost status while a dancing Shrek, an anime girl pointing a gun at the screen, a politician or fucking anything is seen in the background.

"clicks on Shitpost Status video"

- Why the fuck are Tom and Jerry twerking?! And what the hell is my IP address doing here?

Look ma no legs!

When a "Look ma no hands!" goes wrong

Idiot child: -Look ma no hands!
Mom: -Be careful so you don't crash!
Idiot child: -I won't crash, I'll be careful!
*Proceeds to get crushed by a big ass truck*
Idiot child: *crying* -Look ma no legs!