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The act of masturbating while eating potatoes of one sort or another.
I whipped up some instant potatoes ð then I. Was. Masturtating. Talk about comfort food!
Finely coifed pubic hair above a woman's vagina.shaped into a small triangle. So as to resemble a dorito.
If I'm given a choice between a landing strip and a dorito. I'll choose the dorito every time,
Things that are native only to san Francisco and immediate surrounding environs. Due to such factors as climate. Both social and meteorological. Geography and social mores.
San Fransisco s sourdough bread is unbeatable better than oakland s!, it's gotta be the weather. I'd say that's pretty san francentric wouldn't I you say?
When a woman uses the rubber eraser on the end of an old pencil to stimulate her clit.
Jill: I did eraserhead on myself last night. It was fun!
Term used to describe someone who is completely obnoxious.particularly out in public.
See that karen over there yelling at that poor guy? She must be from bitchita kansas!
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Airline parlance for company material. This is usually clerical and/or accounting documents which travel in a pouch in the baggage hold. Airline employees can also ship their personal effects.including perishable foods.as long as they are packed in dry ice.
Ramp lead to agents via walkie talkie:"we got 55 bags.130 pounds of mail.and 3 piece
Of comat. Lock her up in back guys. We are ready to go!"
Stands for diesel powered dildonics a diesel powered generator that keeps all your sex toys up and running. No need to always be. Changing batteries at the pentultimate moment
Dpd of mine broke down last night. Thank God I was finished! I'll have to go by osh (orchard supply y hardware) first thing tomorrow I
And get it fixed.
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