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Very similar to the jizzeroni pizza ð only the special ingredient is different. It goes like this: obnoxious customer= pissing on pizza=satisfied customer!
Karen and her GF s have just devoured a delicious ð special Pizza. When the waiter comes with the bill Karen says: that pizza was delightful! I'm bringing my husband back next week and we want to have the exact same pizza! What's. It called again? Waiter. Pissaroni pizza.
To take a selfie of ones clit.
I took a clit selfie.and posted it to my girlfriend.
Law firm established to advocate for and protect the rights of women to have orgasms in any way that they please. Forthwith. It is hereby ordained that any grunts moans and grimaces shall become the sole intellectual property of said woman or women engaged in the commission of achieving a state of syberitic pleasure. Utterances of this sort may be sold uploaded to adult sites or retained in perpetuity as the involved parties shall see fit
I was watching TV the other night and I saw an ad for eyema cummin and howe. I grabbed my vibrators and started doing some "live streaming" of my own!"
Blues club where none of the women are getting laid.
Zoe: how was the balsam room last night? Chloe: it was. House of blue clits I left so dry I felt like I was in the sahara desert!
Historic natatorium indoor pool located in point Richmond California.
Hey let's go to the plunge in point Richmond today then we'll eat. At point orient.
Legit. I literally just caught a trifectacunt on a live webcam!
Term used to describe an aging male rocker who used to be hot. But now is just a guy who still. Has good licks (on the guitar that is!)
Have you seen peter frampton lately? He's definitely on the from cocaine to rogaine tour!