Steve Harvey

When you ask a weird question and receive a weird answer, even though you were expecting a normal answer.

Aw man, I really Steve Harvey’d earlier today.

Urban Dictionary

are you fucking kidding me

You searched Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary. Do you think this is a fucking joke? I’ll fucking come to your house and murder you. You whore.

Night Water

Water drank specifically at night, somehow tasting better than normal water.

Frank: This Night Water sure is good.
Chad: Where did you find it?
Frank: This big tank at work.
Chad: Don’t you work at the nuclear plant?
Frank: Oh s h i t.

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